Team Jacob all the way: He’s got great abs. Runs around all athletic like. He’s exotic. He’s great with machines.

Meanwhile Edward gets all whiny about everything. He won’t let the love of his life make her own damn decisions. He’s the prince of Mopey Town.

And does anyone else notice the AMAZING irony that Edward can’t read Bella’s mind at all?

Dude, welcome to planet earth. NO guy can read his girlfriend’s mind…as wonderfully convenient that would be.