Holy CRAP! Twitter makes me. just. a. touch. CRAZY! I don’t get it really. I mean, I’ll tweet and all…when I remember…that’s fine – I just can’t keep up with most of the twittersphere’s constant stream of bullshit! Half of the twits out there are internet marketing fiends the other, about 30% are pornbots, and the other 20% are saccharine sounding life coaches…

Finding the real people sometimes feels like looking for a needle in a haystack…a haystack that a dying elephant just managed to take the last shit of it’s life on.