Sex & Love

Team Jacob all the way: He’s got great abs. Runs around all athletic like. He’s exotic. He’s great with machines.

Meanwhile Edward gets all whiny about everything. He won’t let the love of his life make her own damn decisions. He’s the prince of Mopey Town.

And does anyone else notice the AMAZING irony that Edward can’t read Bella’s mind at all?

Dude, welcome to planet earth. NO guy can read his girlfriend’s mind…as wonderfully convenient that would be.

And by “big” I don’t mean his member. I mean rather reputation and business. Owns companies and runs businesses, that kind of thing. Men who do important things and make stuff happen.

Anyway…Girls, do NOT ever waste their time. Cause they don’t have any really.

This point was hammered home yesterday for me when I whimsically dragged Anomaly Boy with me an hour out of town to drop off something for one of our hot girl friends. Not a happy boy he was driving to or from.

I am normally a good girl about asking for his time but I actually though this might be enjoyable for him.

Wrong.

Oh well…lesson learned.

I have been experiencing an epic fail of communication with a boy I like. Texts don’t go through, email gets unanswered, his iphone kicks my ass right into voicemail.

This makes for a very pissed girl.

For all our technology, faster than light supposedly, I sometimes consider just send a letter via the pony express since I hardly get that faster than light reply that I want…